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THEY WERE MELTING I KNOW IT - MELTON LOOK


THEY WERE MELTING I KNOW IT


A FARFETCHED RUMOR



< Wang, Lung, Kayla, and Celeste, four Oriental tourists, are walking


  down a Santa Monica street. They see Melton walking towards them. >


Kayla : That's the guy everyone was talking about at the hotel.


Lung : They say he can read lips. He finds out lots of stuff that way.


            Who's doing what. How they're doing it.


< As they walk up to Melton, in Japanese Wang says, >


Wang : Don't even bother. We don't speak English.


< A shocked Melton replies, >


Melton : Well, I don't speak Japanese either... < Then he quickly adds, >


       I mean I don't speak Chinese, or Korean, or whatever that language


       of yours is. < After they take a few more steps, >


Celeste : Wow ! They didn't say he was so good looking !


< Writer Melton : Imagine that. Me speaking Chinese, or Korean, or


    whatever. That's about as farfetched a rumor as... as... me reading lips. >


< The camera focusses in on what looks like a few strands of a pom pom


    sticking out of Kayla's purse. >

 


“王,龙,小,以及Celeste,四个东方游客,步行


撞倒一名圣莫尼卡的街道。他们看到米尔顿正向他们行。 “


Kayla:这家伙大家谈论的酒店。


龙:他们说他可以阅读的嘴唇。他发现了很多新东西的方式。


谁做了什么。它们是如何这样做。


“当他们走到米尔顿在日本横,说,”


王:你甚至不屑。我们不会说英语。


“阿震惊米尔顿答复,”


梅尔顿:嗯,我不会说日语也... “然后他马上补充,”


我的意思是我不会说中文,韩语,或任何该种语言


是你的。 “当他们采取几个步骤,”


塞莱斯特:哇!他们没有说他是那么漂亮!


“作家米尔顿:想像。我讲中文,韩语,或


无论什么。这是我们所牵强一个谣言...作为...我读的嘴唇。 “


“该相机主要论点集中在什么就像一个双龙出海的吉光片羽期待


坚持走出Kayla的钱包。 “


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