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WHY WOULD A BROTHER DO THAT TO US ?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
A FARFETCHED RUMOR
< Wang, Lung, Kayla, and Celeste, four Oriental tourists, are walking
down a Santa Monica street. They see Melton walking towards them. >
Kayla : That's the guy everyone was talking about at the hotel.
Lung : They say he can read lips. He finds out lots of stuff that way.
Who's doing what. How they're doing it.
< As they walk up to Melton, in Japanese Wang says, >
Wang : Don't even bother. We don't speak English.
< A shocked Melton replies, >
Melton : Well, I don't speak Japanese either... < Then he quickly adds, >
I mean I don't speak Chinese, or Korean, or whatever that language
of yours is. < After they take a few more steps, >
Celeste : Wow ! They didn't say he was so good looking !
< Writer Melton : Imagine that. Me speaking Chinese, or Korean, or
whatever. That's about as farfetched a rumor as... as... me reading lips. >
< The camera focusses in on what looks like a few strands of a pom pom
“王,龙,小,以及Celeste,四个东方游客,步行
撞倒一名圣莫尼卡的街道。他们看到米尔顿正向他们行。 “
Kayla:这家伙大家谈论的酒店。
龙:他们说 , 他可以阅读的嘴唇。他发现了很多新东西的方式。
谁做了什么。它们是如何这样做。
“当他们走到米尔顿在日本横,说,”
王:你甚至不屑。我们不会说英语。
“阿震惊米尔顿答复,”
梅尔顿:嗯,我不会说日语也... “然后 , 他马上补充,”
我的意思是我不会说中文,韩语,或任何该种语言
是你的。 “当他们采取几个步骤,”
塞莱斯特:哇!他们没有说他是那么漂亮!
“作家米尔顿:想像。我讲中文,韩语,或
无论什么。这是我们所牵强 , 一个谣言...作为...我读的嘴唇。 “
“该相机主要论点集中在什么就像一个双龙出海的吉光片羽期待
坚持走出Kayla的钱包。 “
