WE'LL JUST STEAL THE BIKE

 

 

WRITER : I JUST PRODUCED A MORE RECENT VERSION OF THIS FLYER SCRIPT. AT THE END BEFORE MY COMMENT I HAVE INSERTED THESE LINES :

 

< LENNY NOTICES THE STATIONARY CAMERA MAKING THIS VIDEO. >

LENNY : IS THAT THING ON ?

< THEY ALL TRY TO FOCUSS THROUGH THROUGH THEIR DRUGGED HAZE. >

BARAK : ERASE THAT VIDEO !!

 

I SEEM TO HAVE TROUBLE POSTING THAT VERSION TODAY. I'LL POST IT AS SOON AS I CAN. IF I CAN.

YOU SEE WHEN I MOVED TO LOS ANGELES I WAS AND I STILL AM HOMELESS. I'M LIVING IN A TRANSITIONAL HOUSING PROGRAM NOW. ANYWAY ONE DAY ALL THE SHELTERS IN LOS ANGELES HAD BECOME FULL EARLY. I WAS FORCED TO WALK THE STREETS AND RIDE THE BUS ALL NIGHT. I ENDED UP ON THE SANTA MONICA BLUFF, WHERE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING I WAS TICKETED FOR SITTING ON A BENCH. THE PROBLEM I HAD WAS WHENEVER I WENT TO THE SANTA MONICA COURT HOUSE TO PAY THE TICKET AND WHENEVER I CALLED THE NUMBER THEY GAVE ME TO CHECK ON THE TICKET IT NEVER APPEARED ON THE COMPUTER SO I COULDN'T PAY IT. THEY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE A LATER COURT DATE BUT EVERY TIME I CALLED OR CHECKED IN PERSON THE TICKET WAS NEVER THERE. IT HAS NOW APPEARED AS A $1000 WARRANT. I FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT WARRANT WHEN MY BIKE WAS STOLEN OFF OF THE SANTA MONICA BUS. AS I DESIGNED THIS LATEST VERSION OF THIS FLYER MY BOSS FROM WORK CALLED TO TELL ME THEY MIGHT PUT ME IN JAIL FOR A DAY OR A WEEK. AND EVEN THOUGH I HAD A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH MY SECOND HAND LAPTOP I DID GET THE HIGH DEFINITION VERSION OF THAT LATEST SCRIPT MADE. I'LL POST IT TO THE DOMINO NETWORK IMMEDIATELY, AND I'LL GET IT HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

JOHN MELTON BRADY